I bet he comes in French.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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