Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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