Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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