i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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