I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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