i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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