Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
