So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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