Midget sex pt 2 tonight
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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