i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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