I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she looked like the before picture.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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