You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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