I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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