So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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