this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
