Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Success! We fucked roommates!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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