Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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