Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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