You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
