Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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