My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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