doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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