Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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