My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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