Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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