People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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