her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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