Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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