maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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