Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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