He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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