Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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