IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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