I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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