SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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