About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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