think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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