Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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