we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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