Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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