But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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