I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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