Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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