She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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