did you get engaged???
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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