How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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