Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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