***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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