can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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