Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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